i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize