Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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