More tranny stories later!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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