AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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