She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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