I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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