so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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