i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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