Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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