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So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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