Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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