Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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