god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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