what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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