Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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