Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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