I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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