Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
So. Much. Porn.
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