Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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