All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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