Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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