Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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