The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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