she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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