I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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