I think I died a long time ago.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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