Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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