Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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