Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My liver is preforming stress tests.
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