Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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