hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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