Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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