we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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