ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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