I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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