I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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