I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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