im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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