also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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