Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Randomize
