I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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