Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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