This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
The air taste purple.
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