Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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