HIV tests are more positive than that guy
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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