My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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