That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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