his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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