we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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