Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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