i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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