Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I will pee on everything he values.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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